Squawk! Eridan Equis Squawk!
Hi, little birdie!
Ok, so I know I’m supposed to be sleeping right now, but I’m too excited! It was a big day! What? You’re just passing through? Migrating? Ok, but you’re missing out!
Don’t give me those eyes. I’m telling my story, regardless. Wow, you feed your hatchlings with that beak?
Ok, so my new friends and me (or is it I? I can’t remember) were going through this giant temple of death or doom or something. I know it was for some sort of Big Bad Dude, but his name kind of escapes me. Amadeus? Something like that. So, we were going through his different body parts. Well, metaphorically. I think we were in his lower intestine at this point? Anyways, he has a lot of Tieflings in his digestive tract. I think they were supposed to be symbolic, but maybe Amadeus eats a lot of Tieflings?
This was a huge room, by the way. Let me draw it out! Ok, so there were pillars here and here, they were old and gnarly and crumbly. So we went in, and bam! A bunch of skeletons out of nowhere! They were pretty bad, but luckily I was able to show off and knock a whole bunch down. It reminds me of when I played all those games back in…hey! Hey! Listen!
Ok, so there was also this tiefling there. Er, a living one. Not dead at all! He kept using magic on us, but he was up on a ledge and was either too scared to come down or he just liked the view. Eventually he tried to magic down the ceiling! I was fine because I always know not to stand next to falling objects, but my other friends took a little bit of a beating. Nobody was killed though, thankfully, and we were able to take out all the undead Tieflings. Unfortunately, the big bad magic guy got away, but we chased after him!
I have more, but I’m kind of sleepy. Tell your friends to find me, my name’s Eridan. I’ll tell them all my tales of heroism and buffitude!